I tried to console myself as I looked at this page. Boy did I need some consoling. Ok, time for a new WYSIWYG, because right now it isn't.
It's a WYSINQWYG.
"This just won't do!" I said to my cat.
"I'm a cat, stupid!" She said right back at me. "I don't even understand you. Now if you don't mind, I have some sleeping to do."
I stood up, kicked open the door to my cupboard and shouted "I want a new What You See Is What You Get!".
I wasn't half as impressed as I was when I was sitting down thinking about doing it.
I closed my cupboard door again and started installing a different WYSIWYG.
"Soon, my precious. Very soon!" I said.
"Oh get me out of here!" Said my cat!